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The best movies are those that make us laugh out loud. Check out these funny lines from classic movies:

GREASE [1978]

“If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.” ~Principal McGee

AIRPLANE! [1980]

“Surely, you can’t be serious.” ~Striker

“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” ~Dr. Rumack

SCARFACE [1983]

“Every day above ground is a good day.”

“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”

BEVERLY HILLS COP [1984]

“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out a window! What’s the @#$%&*# charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?” ~Axel Foley

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY [1989]

“I’ll have what she’s having.” ~Female restaurant patron (after Sally mimics lovemaking sounds).

SAY ANYTHING [1989]

“I just can’t have any social life right now.” ~Diane

“Don’t worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We’ll be anti-social.” ~Lloyd

STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER [1989]

“Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.” ~Spock

STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT [1996]

“Assimilate this.” ~Commander Warf

AS GOOD AS IT GETS [1997]

“Sell crazy someplace else . . . we’re all stocked up here.” ~Melvin

OFFICE SPACE [1999]

“Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.” ~ Bob Porter

“I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob!” ~ Peter Gibbons

What are the funniest movie quotes you can think of? Please add them in the comments below.