The best movies are those that make us laugh out loud. Check out these funny lines from classic movies:

GREASE [1978]

“If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.” ~Principal McGee

AIRPLANE! [1980]

“Surely, you can’t be serious.” ~Striker

“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” ~Dr. Rumack

SCARFACE [1983]

“Every day above ground is a good day.”

“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”

BEVERLY HILLS COP [1984]

“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out a window! What’s the @#$%&*# charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?” ~Axel Foley

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY [1989]

“I’ll have what she’s having.” ~Female restaurant patron (after Sally mimics lovemaking sounds).

SAY ANYTHING [1989]

“I just can’t have any social life right now.” ~Diane

“Don’t worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We’ll be anti-social.” ~Lloyd

STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER [1989]

“Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.” ~Spock

STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT [1996]

“Assimilate this.” ~Commander Warf

AS GOOD AS IT GETS [1997]

“Sell crazy someplace else . . . we’re all stocked up here.” ~Melvin

OFFICE SPACE [1999]

“Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.” ~ Bob Porter

“I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob!” ~ Peter Gibbons

What are the funniest movie quotes you can think of? Please add them in the comments below.

Kissing can be one of the most passionate parts of any romantic relationship, as evidenced by the following fervent quotes:

GONE WITH THE WIND [1939]

“You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.” ~Rhett Butler

CASABLANCA [1942]

“Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.” ~Ilsa

IN A LONELY PLACE [1950]

“I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.” ~Dixon Steele

FROM HERE TO ETERNITY [1953]

“I never knew it could be like this. Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.” ~Karen Holmes

BULL DURHAM [1988]

“… I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days.” ~Crash Davis

THAT THING YOU DO [1996]

“I have wasted thousands of kisses on you… kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you didn’t mean any of it. You just save it all for your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed do tight.” ~Faye

CITY OF ANGELS [1998]

“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.” ~Seth

NEVER BEEN KISSED [1999]

“That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person… and you realize that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life… and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.” ~Josie Geller